Quick ! Check your name !
Whatz the toughest job inthe world ?? I can tell… sitting idle,without doing
anything ( joblessness) in the middle of busy people …Grrrr!!!!
Yeah … your right … this blog is height of joblessnesss… This helps people how to spend their freetime in office .. when other people are hell busy …
I never felt such uncomfortablity in my life ever … phew !!! Actually I was waiting for a input from the manager for my work … he is so busy … you put some 25 ‘o’ after s and pronounce it … that much busy … So I joined in joblessness guys mansion … ok what to do next …
Looking all the mails and checking the unread mails (he he ) from the old mail boxes… and trying to read big fwds which is left out when I was busy (ya …that was one time) …
The best way is blogging ..but the problem..what to blog … I keep on thinking … and I ended up here … about joblessness… the sick part in this is everyone around you are busy with their calls,meeting …even if you mail to your dearest friend … reply is … me busy .. tok later … I can remember one nice sweet advertisement … You remeber junior horlicks ad… a kid will be running whole around the home … and his mom will be running behind him ..that kid will be in full enthu … drawing on walls,breaking all the things, helping
mom in kitchen … stil dint remeber .. are.. Trisha’s first ad …now ! thoda ..ok ok .. In that the kid wil say at the end of ad “Naan Rombha busy!” I did like that ad for that one cute saying (ok! ok! there were more reasons) But now whenever I hear “I am Busy” , I am getting angry like anything …
Ok .. how much busy a person can be? what is the height of busy? Being a softwate engg..(most of us) how much busy we will be … I am listing the S/w engg daily schedules below, please tick if u r also in that cycle …
* Morning coffee with colleguaes ,talking about India future or sterday’s cricket match ( teakadai bench)
* Checking mails and fwding them (especially, sardar jokes, mallika,sanya album, send this mail to 20 persons and get traffic free journey on hosur road, dont use plastic bottles, dont eat chewing gums )
* Surfing to timesofindia or hinduonnet to know the state news …
* Tea Break …
* offline messages in yahoo…
* downloading latest tamil& hindi hits songs (vaalameenu …he he he)
* Afternoon lunch to nearby mess or hotel or canteen … and discussion on the project ( the people going out of the projects, and new gals on the other projects)
* After lunch nap …(power point running on monitor)
* team meeting ( discussion about long time pending team-out)
* Discussion with col. about his/her new mobile/ nail enamel…
* chat …
* saturday movie plans …
* evening tea break…
* sending mail to friend about sterday missed call and asking y he gave missed
call ..
* night dinner plan
* reading this blog …
Am I missing anything … are you part everyting , atleast 5 of above… then please dont spell the word “I am busy” he he he …
Ok …am out of topic I guess…where we are …hmmm effectivly spending time in office when there is no job to do …The following are worth full…
* search in google for your name and know about the people in the world with your name..
* search in historical based site for your birthdate and know what happened on the same day in past years … you can try todays date also…
* take a useless topic (like beating lazyness … and search for good blogs)
* reading the latest movie reviews …writing it ( need brilliance )
* comments on frnds blogs …
* check mail for 10 min once and test whether mail server working properly by sending self mail , and mails from yahoo to company id ,company id to yahoo
* take a bug/co/faultreport/ddts watever and analse y this is happened (important is the ddts/co/fault report/ should be already delivered and closed)
* take the package for year 2007 and think about a activity in that …(addons)
* try varies combination in coffee vending machines ( here I have coffe,espresso,cuppucino,dona cofe, tea,soup, all with different level of sugar,milk and strongness ) nice play …
* try to convert a old hit song by replacing the words in it and make it hilarious (atleast you should laugh)
* Ultimate is take a paper , try to remember all your friends and list their names and their telephone nos .and their b’day and email id …at end I know u would have got 5 frnds details completely out of /100 frnds, so send mail to that 5 frnds asking about remaining 95 persons … get the result continue the loop …. till u succeded ..
* give a comment to this blog …
Hey check the clock …hope its time to leave … so lock the system …unlock..
check maill…lock it … dont forget to switch off monitor (save power) …
switch on monitor..unlock ..stop mp3 player ..lock..switch off.. say bye to all
near by coll..(dont look at them for next second …then u have to face a
eyebrow lifted face) … come out of office and enjoy the world …
At the end … last but not least …
Blogs are written to read … to ridout off boredom … to make the blogger refreshed (sometimes luckily the reader also)
Blogs are written to comment on it ..
comments are written to appriciate(!) the talents of blogger (!)
comments are written to recomment on them … he he he
So read the blogs and dont forget to leave a comment on them …
It will make me to write more (or stop completely it)
Have a nice day .. he he
(IMPORTANT NOTICE: Being author this blog doesn’t mean that I involved and experienced all the above scenarios.This can be the inputs from my friends or coll. or read by me.)
My knowledge on Hip-Hop songs are not that much great. I accept it … But past 6 months by watching the local dutch music channels and MTV made me to write this blog. No wonder … Here I give my tips to become a rapper … its simple …but same time its very dangerous tooo…
RULE NO 1: PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT PUBLIC PLACES … then U may be in prison for public offense .
RULE NO 2: Do it in home,in your room … watch that nobody is looking at you at anypoint of time …
RULE NO 3: Dont even tell anybody that u tried this steps 😉
Ok here we go,
What you need :
* A trust worthy friend (T.W.F) … who will not cry ,shout , or think crazy about you even if you are asking tomato ketchup for masala dosa ..(that much trustworthy)
* A room with a tubelight ,a small 0 volt pulb in different color…
* A ‘gilli’ T-shirt … whatz this .. if you have a tamil friend ask him ..straight away u ll get answer ..otherwise .. A tshirt which is fullsleave and cover ur head also (short of a raincoat) .. if not a cap must…
* A very looose baggy-pant … and a Tshirt(only red,yellow or black allowed) which has some number printed on it …
* Choose a single line from the following … as your wish…
– gilli goli lungi panai gana paatu padalama
– intha nadai poduma innum koncham venuma
– I wanna do this … I wanna do this …
– twinkle twinkle little star ..(even this works)
– all the above
* If want switch on the video or voice recorder in your mobile … (still this also a dangerous practice)
* All the ornaments of your sister’s or mother’s …
Steps :
* Ask your T.W.F to stand near the switches of the lights
and ask him to repeat the following in constant rythm (tempo) ….
dinchkku … tanchukku …
dinchkku … tanchkku …
Care ful here the tempo is most important .. and the last u is need to spelled
in pure UK english , and not in indian english ..(kuuu..) then it wl become
local india kummankuttu song… ok ..
After each line he has to switch on-off the combination of lights..
* Ok here after everything is in your hand … (actually mouth)…
The hand movement is important … There are so many variety you can give here … samples are …
* Baba symbol – fold your middle finger and the next one ..fold ur thump so the it touches the folded fingers .. (u will get a deer shape)
* Two hands wide spread … fingers straight ..pointing towards ground ..and the hand movement should non-sync ..if left goes down then right is in up .. ufff ..to diffcult na …
*All are same as above except your fingers … fold all the fingers except thump and pointing finger … done …(one hand in hip and other pointing is very stylish)
* Next one is pretty simple … How will you show cutting down the head of a goat … ya same … instead of the hand in ur neck height .. lower it to ur hip height (hello not near to the hip, its hip height ..;) ) and move the hands in front and forth very fast 5 times …and 6 time do it very slower .. (left hand will be the perfect – 50 cent style)
Now the legs .. nothing much except you have hit the groud very gently in sync to the rythm (remember dinchkku …ya same)
Now the head .. the head movement is next imp. your head should 60%down only … rest it should shake only on oneside in rythm …
Hey How can you forget the coolers man … a big coolers which hides half your face should be good ..
Ok now .. repeat the lines which ever you chosen … dont worry how many times …
just keep on repeating …
Now … all togather … lights on -off …
dinchkku..tanchkku.. gilli goli … hands movement ..leg movement … head
shacking … yeah .thatz it ..good ..ya ya ya …cool … dinchkku ..
Move front and forth … say “hahh” .. wherever possible … and “yeah” … (Not the other sound effect 😉 … )
and also a long “oooooooo” in middle …
Howz it going … hmmm ? ok if ur tired of singing the same line ..change it to next one … repeat the same till u get bored ..ok … thatz it ..we are done ..
YOU ALMOST BECOME A Hip-hop singer..BUT GOOD ONE or BAD ONE … listen or view the
recored one after your rehearsal … and send me the comments …
LAST BUT NOT LEAST : NEVER FORGET TO TREAT THAT T.W.F in near by rest. with
chicken biriyani … otherwise .. should I tell ????
OK njoi ..ah..ah..ah.ah .oh.oh.oh.oh ….
Have you felt alone in this world , eventhough your surronded by bunch of good friends and a very good caring family … hmmm ..rethink on it … Sounds like more exaggrated thought …yes … lemme continue … when this is happens … a desolate feeling … a walk in desert … a thirsty feeling … alone … dark
.. strange thoughts …
feeling lonely is not new … I remember I felt this when I was in tanjore ..my sweet childhood…that day still I cant forget … I was asking for a toy to my grandpa ..he was grandpa and he refused my request … I was angry on him..on this world ..on everybody ..on myself .. then wat ..walk -away from home .. walk walk until my
leg felt pain… where I am? hmmm… its a temple … am near my favourite temple… (ya beleive I was so crazy on Hanuman when I was chotta … I painted him for about 4 hours continously and I stil have that picture with me …) I sat near a pillar till its turned dark…It was so dark …so alone … and expecting someone to come and give me hug and take me to home … but a small thought … no ..How can he refuse my wish ..its a simple toy .. y cant he buy it for me… let him come here and ask for my forgiveness … I was
waiting for him …seconds to minutes… minutes turned to hours.. hours past … praying … My eyes are expecting him … No more guts to stay back..eventhough it is temple and people
surronded and prayers going on … still I felt empty … alone … Atlast I accepted my defeat and thought go back home … Wait … somebody is coming towards you…yeah it my grandpa … ohh..he came here all the way finding me … As expected a big hug from him … and I felt very happy now ..like a prince
getting his power back … ..even without my wish fullfilled … But after reaching home the story turned into different shape .. ha ha ha ..sweet old memories ..
Ok back to the topic … Have you? You hate yourself …everybody going away from you… all the things you do ending up in a mess… you become enemy for yourself … you hate yourself ..you are at the edge … standing without any hope in life … no vision … no plans … nobody to watch you ..nobody to
appreciate you … you are left behind .everything moves up .. you are lost … you found a rope … with all your energy catching it … expecting a hold from that ..but that rope is very weak ..I came down immediately … Life suddenly turned to be long…boring ..misrable… You are remembering your happiest moments in your life … the smiles … the tears … the kisses … the hugs …everything flashes … a single moment … past smiles…past tears … past memories … all are left behind like a shadow … Its a black hole … a white shadow … which existing deep inside you … you are afraid to think about that … you are afraid whether you will be occupied that … you are living the moments with the things passing nearby you .. the people passing nearby
..talking to you ..listening to you … You are constructing your own life with this characters … with the things existing … you framed the rules to react for each session … you mentally prepared to laugh..to smile ..to cry for the actions … Everything is good … everything is past ..good memories ..bad memories .. old memories ..past is past … forget it … come out of it …
A beautiful world … Sweet mother with great smile in her face … a proud father seeing his son’s heights … a lovly sister expecting more and more courage and tips from you … a good circle of friends who never calls , mails or talk about you with others ..but always you in their mind … in each thing they do … they will remember your existence … a good working environment …where the others judged you well.. where the others know your strenghts and weakness better than you … A brand new world ..with new things … new lessons … everyday… everytime .. everymoment ..forget everything ..forget the black hole … a brand new future … a sound and good environment … some nice and private moments to share … a new sunshine ..a new flower bloom …a gentle wind flow … your favourite cold rain … a nice hello from your friend … everything is here … Where are you ???
Sat alone, lonely in my room
Pondering on mixed thoughts
What shall I do next to pass the time
What can I do to occupy myself
Thoughts all mixed up, undecided
So I do nothing, but feel lonely in my room
Shall I listen to the radio, watch the tele
Read a book, draw a picture
Can`t decide, so I do nothing
Just sit in my room, craving company
Drinking another cup of tea
Thinking of everything and nothing
Confused, depressed, angry and lonely
Wishing for my former life
What keeps me going
The hope it will be alright in the end. (-from somewhere in NET)
Okey ! This time a unwanted ,untouched topic… its about my crazy dreams andall my inner thoughts … this is a very psychotic post, I agree, but I’ve felt it all and no lies here…
One of my famous and strange dream is ‘falling down’ (this title is given by
myself!) . In this dream – I will be always at first floor , sitting in a cot or chair. Next moment I will be thinking that what happens if the floor under me cracks down and I fell down … in next micro second , the same happens … exactly , not a inch more , not a cm less … the floor below me cracks down …and I will be falling into the earth … This dream is very very usual visitor to me … like our ‘Wings within’ mail 🙂 … no meaning … no continuation …no link …
Don’t say that before my sleep I was thinking on that topic … never …ever … Anybody had same dream … I want to explore what happens after my fall… But till date I never had a chance … lemme wait …
Another interesting thing in my life is … a revisit of same sequence … ya .. for a second …for a moment .. in my life a sequence will revisit … same person …same place … same visual … I was … no I am wondering how could that possible … Even I have tested the same ..yes it’s worked …working.. More in detail … say I am watching a song in TV and sipping a cup of tea, and my friends are nearby chatting with me,asking a question about my weekend plan..(multi tasking huh!!) … so at a fraction of second … suddenly in my mind … a thought will be passing … that the same situation happened and same song,same cup of tea, same question …but as I said its very fraction of a second … at the next moment it vanished , everything is as usual … I will be lost in that place … My friend will give me a sarcastic look and ask me ‘Dei , Hello , dring dring ..anybody there?’ …wshooomm… ‘back to the present’ .. ‘huh? what da ?’
Is it happening at your end also???
This Saturday was a complete fabulous experience for me … We went to a place called Han-sur-lesse … which is world famous for its caves. Dont be afraid this wont turn to be a pure
essay on my trip…
Let me start from the Friday night … as it is holiday for my US and canada friends … and they planned for a trip for the long weekend … I was worried about my weekend .ofcourse its a long weekend for me also ..but a bit different … people celebrated Easter Monday ..so monday holiday … Due to the shortage of time …
I managed to plan a small trip to han-sur-lesse …which 200 KM from Antwerp… The early morning woke up is horrible for me in weekdays…Jus think about waking up early in a saturday morning and taking the bath…ohhhh…its 5:30 … and am ready for the trip …s believe it…and I have to took a early morning jogging to reach the railway station ,coz a small delay in the room …we made it by 4 minutes … The problem(??!!) here is the trains are very very proper in their schedule … and we stared as per our agenda to Han… 2:18 hours of journey to a point
called Jemelle and from there we have to catch a bus to Han…cool huh … We reached jemelle on time …and exactly 4 min to catch the bus .. and we are in the bus station which is near by the
railway station ..and ONLY we are the passengers in the bus … Unimaginable huh ?..
Han … a nice small town … We got the combined trip ticket which includes a Trip to caves,museum, a 4D show and wild life safari (??) ..
From the town to the entrance of the caves we have take a small tram trip which is running for the past hundred years… which also made so much of noise… and a 10 min journey
through the forest (???) … The guidance was available in dutch and french only …and surprisingly everyone was dutch in our batch … and we started our 3 km walk(~) inside the
Cave … With a huge disappointment .
Yes, the photos are not allowed inside the caves..so my camera back in to the bag… It was a ultimate journey ..for that 1.5 hour(~). The cave is full of scalamites and the stagalamites (mail me or google for the details on this 😉 ). We saw a great staglamite which is very huge ..may be nearly 5 meter height … and the guide told the it will take 100 years to grow 3 cm long .. wowwwww
!!!! and the cave is full of fascinating Minaret. Inside the cave there was a River running … which makes very huge sound … and we are almost half the way of our journey and one of
our friend was frustuated and bored up by watching these shapes and he was totally tired also, he was commenting “What is this trip yaar? like a suspense thriller we are heading
towards…where we are going next a dance club…?” , Surprise !! we reached a point called Arms Hall…It was a look alike amphitheatre (??) and the asked to sit us in the chairs
arranged their .. a min went silently..suddently the lights are turned off…Dark ..pure Darkk…everywhere ..No sound ..except the noise of the river … then the music started and
great light show began…Based on the music the light was dancing and explored the part of caves … Wow ..I couldn’t completely describe the experience …totally at the end of
the it was awesome… We again continued our journey we crossed so many places..so many different shapes … then the exit by boat along the subterranean underground river…wow
ultimate ..isn’t that gr8 exp.? At the end of the caves we got our group photo which was taken at the start of our journey ..was good …
Its lunch time,coz of the very very light Breakfast and a tired walk we almost dried out ..eagerly looking for the food …we were searching for a Pizza hut,or pizzeria were we can
get our Veggie stuff (!) … but no luck for me .. so we ended up in a small restaurant.. and I ordered for a veg.Sanwidtch ..This is the first time Am eating a sandwich for my Lunch
..Hmmm.. 😦
Next to Speleogame..A fantastic 4D show(this is what they had given in the guide book)…Its a 3d movie combined with virtual reality arrangements…(vibrating chairs and all)
..The show was boring and this time in the movie these dutch people again started to talking , but in 3d effect ha ha ha … Why they are such a lack in imagination … with a 3d
effect and this beautiful cave they could have made a ultimate presentations ..but we ened up with a stupid talking and a kid’s stuff-a interactive game … No movement of chairs or no
vibration nothing ..only water sprayed on us twice …hmm 😦
So next is Wild life safari … We have to take a safari car and a 10 km trip in to the wild… We were excited in the starting of the trip and as usual we are disappointed.The
guide said numerous amount of wild animals like wolf,lynx and brown bear are on the way .. and we were wondering that our safari car doesn’t have a glass protection at all ?? …so ,
yes you are right its a Zoo which is situated inside the wild forest ..ha ha ha ..all the animals are inside the campus …. and we were moving across them …. not even worth like , we
had a trip in bannergatta zoo ..hmmm.. But the scenarios were ultimate … and bear was so attractive ..They gave a nice pose to our cameras as they were expecting us…
When we are back in the center point its almost 4:15.But the museum closed by 4:00 so we missed it … So forcefully we had to wind up our trip…So we planned to take a cup of coffee and
start our return trip..We had nice coffee ,guess wat? the waitress was Cute ! 😉
As usual we din had the company on the return bus journey and we had nice sleep in train …reached home with walk in the rain …wow !!! Eventhough we had a small disappointments…it was a ultimate experience inside the cave we had …Totally a Awesome saturday …
Ennum ezhuthum kannena thagum … avvai vakkiyam …
paniyila veliya suthathe … karam athigam sethikkatha … ammavin pasa varthaigal…
Your Salary credited …
Company-in paysllip …
How is life da ? take care da !!! …
nanbanin akkarai..
Your A/c credited with …
Bank-in kadamai thavaratha statement
wow!… photos ellam super…but hair-style matthu …
nanbiyin comment…
Please send me the activity status …
PL-in status mail …
anaithum ennilum ezhuthulim …
varthaigal digital alayai …
paasangal emailai,mobile call-galai …
varavum ,selavum engalai,a/c statement-ai …
enathu vaazhkkai …
Ennum ezhuthum kannena thagum …avvai vakkiyam ..
athanaiyum unmai …
enathu vaazhkkai … virtual vaazhkai …
This question is simply came across my mind, I love my name …ofcourse everybody loves their name …
Ramachandran is actually my grandpa ‘s name, So as per family senti… I got another name “Manikandan“… coz ? my mother saw a God ayyapa movie b4 I came to this world … he hehe …
So in home I have been called s mani … maniganda.. manigundu ..(I donno y they called me ike this, even that day am slim and smar… ok ok only) …. sometime I will wonder .. What my son name will be again Natarajan(my dad’s name), then my whole family had only this 2 names ? huh ? I never asked my dad whether Natarajan is his grandpa’s name !!!!
Till school my name was proper .. ‘Ramachandra’ in school and mani in home … enter into college…thatz it …in my diplamo I got many variety but decent … rams, ramsu, rama, ramachandra … pretty cool … whenver somebody calling a name with “ram” as starting I wil turn back. In my diplamo days I created a nick name for me “NRN” ” .N.RamachandraN” …. In all my notebooks u can c that …even my mailid has it … I love this name tooooo!
My college days … here my name got repaired (only literally …no other meanings …plz!) …
here the counting starts ….
My good old sweet (!) friend Nallathambi used to call me Ramandiiiiii (Y nalla?)
My frnds started calling me Ramc ( still I dont remeber who addressed me like this ,but the same continues still)
I remember my maths madam called me on her first class as “rama” (a girl name ) , and I was showing my head … she was confused pretty much …. and I explained her thatz not Rama …its ramachandran … hmmm
then in home town my frndz used to call me sometimes kannadi …there are some big fights between me and those frndz coz of that …. that old sweet days … The thing is whenever they are angry on me they will call me with this name … to make me angry …;)
After my college , in my first job …my MD name was Mani … but it is really big trouble for me … some my colleages used to curse him … very badly with his name … so u know 😉 .. sometimes I also cursed him with the same name … then quickly I will correct myself MD Mani … 😉
after that I joined in Wipro … here My name explored by anything … it growed up in diff shapes … Ramc..Rams..Ramac…Ramach …. ramachn (my id ) … ram … and so and so …
so asusual whenever somebody starting a name with “ram” , I wl turn back and see …
In belgium , already people are killing indian names…Manoj is pronounced as manoy …coz here J is Y … and I got afraid of my name … In my first meeting I was introduced as ramachandran. I guess No one concentrated on my full name … then a client came to me and he was talking regarding my domain and working in Wipro… he is the main contact person for me in past 6 months in my domain and all my mails sent to him signatured as Ramc … so when recalled that name he finally identified me … So after that I continued Ramc in client name aslo…
In bank … to the executive I spelled my name … she got confused at the same tim einterested also.. later I explained her who is Ramachandran in India (GOD RAMA ok) then she told her name …it is started with Inge sh… I donnoo .. but she din told the meaning 😦
Still for some official purpose my dad is getting addred instead me .. Mr.Natarajan…and on ..
My wish is in beligum atleast a client should call my fullname ..will tha happen…
Sometime I will think what happens if there is no name in this world… then how the things will be…its a great imagination …and answer is so much … and intersting too…
So still my name journey continues .. and awaiting for another avatar of my name…
what will be the next one ???
by
everyour_nrn
Ramc
Ramachandran
Ramachn
Mani….
Phew !!! What a week end !! I love it …
Friday we started the week end with Pizza in the italian restaurant … this is time
the same old rest. sounds bit diff ..not to much taste …. cook moght fresher .. hh.. and we waited for long time …but waiting was cooolll.. u know y 😉 … comon man itz rest. in belgium …
The next target was pool bar we played played played .. I tried all the shots whatever I saw in TV. ..some of them worked well and many of them …u know … 3/5 .. s I won!! Ohohhh time was 1:30 …. bed time 😦
Saturday I got woke up very early 11:50 …mmhhh missed ..saturday kithcen .. a program in bbc … one day surprisingly they showed the Tamil nadu paruppu sambar …so from that day I am watching that one …. 😉 ….
weekly purchase …kuliyal … break fast … almost half day gone .. then I decided to get some tamil films (dvd,cd) from a srilankan shop .(Its in berchem 2 km from antwerp).When I came here I was regular customer for that shop 😉 … so we got some 2-3 movies … and we are very hungry tooo..as usual walk in the rain 😉 I forgot to tel onething we bought (me and my roomie) murungakakai ….drum stick … one of my fav…
So cooked mu.sambar … Came very well.. spicy … it was almost my home taste ..my mom’s taste (or may be I was too hungry …;) )
then we watched Kanda Naal Mudhal tamil movie …sounds old movie …but for me it s new pa ..nice movie … these things will happen in real life ??? I donno may be ….
But after back in home my roomie told me a shocking news that the laptop doesn’t have dvd player…oh god .. I was blowed up… its k .. I could see atleast a movie .. cooollll
Thatz it my day finished.. a fine saturday …
My Dreams 